较难的初中生脑筋急转弯笑话
同学们，你们了解脑筋急转弯吗?脑筋急转弯最早起源于古印度，现在已经成为一种冷笑话的模式了，今天小编在这给大家带来较难的初中生脑筋急转弯笑话，我们一起来看看吧!
较难的初中生脑筋急转弯笑话(一)
老王很有钱，可别人说他是个奴隶，为什么?
答案：老王是个守财驭
什么时候会看到最多的星星?
答案：踩到地雷
小毕是学校出了名的逃课王，几乎有课必逃，但是有一节课，他却不敢逃，永远准时不缺课，请问是哪一课?
答案：下课
小陈是个大家公认的穷光蛋，但是他居然能日掷千金，为什么?
答案：小陈是银行的运钞员
一辆火车由基隆到高雄全程需要6个小时才可到达，如今行使了3个小时，火车现在应该在什么地方?
答案：在铁轨上
早上八点整，北上，南下两列火车都准时通过同一条单线铁轨，为什么没有相撞呢?
答案：日期不一样
有一个数字，去掉二变成十五，去掉五变成二十，去掉十变成二五。请问是啥数字?
答案：二十五
哪一种动物，虽说是金，却不是真，大眼孩儿，爱穿长裙?
答案：金鱼
什么东西放在火中不会燃，放在水中不会沉?
答案：冰块
什么球身上长毛?
答案：羽毛球
小可坐在桌前读书，为什么不开台灯?
答案：大白天开什么呀
小孩子睡觉前为什么要妈妈说故事?
答案：催眠
什么车可以不受交通规则限制横冲直撞?
答案：碰碰车
蚂蚁、蜜蜂和蜈蚣，哪一种昆虫最不贪钱?
答案：蜈蚣(无功不受禄)
为什么一架纸飞机，造价一亿台币?
答案：那是用一张一亿台币的纸票折的
较难的初中生脑筋急转弯笑话(二)
1. 胖妞生病时，最怕别人来探病时说什么? (答案：多保重身体)
2. 什么东西比乌鸦更讨厌? (答案：乌鸦嘴)
3. 孔子是我国最伟大的什么家? (答案：老人家)
4. 睡美人最怕的是什么? (答案：失眠)
5. 小明对小华说：我可以坐在一个你永远也坐不到的地方!他坐在哪里? (答案：小华的身上)
6. 不管长得多像的双胞胎,都会有人分得出来,这人是谁?(答案：他们自己)
7. 世界上除了火车啥车最长? (答案：塞车)
8. 有一个人一年才上一天班又不怕被解雇他是谁? (答案：圣诞老人)
9. .拿鸡蛋撞石头鸡蛋为何不烂? (答案：拿着鸡蛋撞石头当然不会烂)
10. 前面有一片草地。(打一植物)梅花(没花)
11. 前面又有一片草地。(打一植物)野梅花(也没花)
12. 来了一群羊。(打一水果)草莓(草没)
较难的初中生脑筋急转弯笑话(三)
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
